I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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