He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
