He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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