In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
