I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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