his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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