this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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