you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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