This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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