I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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