I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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