Operation Purity has been aborted
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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