i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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