WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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