He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Threesome in a minivan. New low
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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