I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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