I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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