I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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