how can u be prego again
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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