So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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