Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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