Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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