It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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