i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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