my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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