Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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