It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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