Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just invented taco cereal.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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