if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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