they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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