you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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