Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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