butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
