so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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