Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just want nice things and good sex
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Randomize