is wine microwaveable?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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