She said her name was "party"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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