It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i just had sex bonerless
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
