I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Randomize
