Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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