Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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