I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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