well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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