do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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