so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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