The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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