I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize