do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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