I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Damn victory sex feels great
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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