I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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