we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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