Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Randomize
