And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think i have herpe
just one?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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