Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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